I wrote last week about my penchant for the peculiar…well this week I have come across something that I cannot bear to be true.
It just dropped right into my Inbox and before long, Iconoculture’s latest Observation had me shaking my head in vigorous denial.
You see, Kathryn Milner has reported that instead of a girls’ night out, some Australian women are dressing up and drinking tea.
Excuse me, I think not. Who are these women? After all, this is the land of quintessential casual – the Ugg, the barbie and thongs of more than just the foot variety.
|The Havianas Thong Challenge – an Australia Day institution in the making|
Kathryn has also supplied a definition of high tea: ‘a light meal served before 5pm’.
Well, I think that source is questionable. EVERYONE knows that a high tea is no light meal. It’s like saying a marathon is a gentle stroll in the park. And tea? A ‘high tea’ not really complete without a spot of champers…is it?
And finally, here’s the sting in the tail – the ‘lifestages’ that this trend most appeals to.
I may have left Young Adult-hood behind a few years ago but let me tell you right now, this Aussie sheila is no ‘Midlifer’!
So to provide a more balanced view of an ‘Australian in midlife’
crisis, I offer in evidence:
and especially this…
So let me sum up by saying that this little black duck is not quite ready for Iconoculture’s version of Mid-Life…
…so just ahead is where it shall stay!
Now where are my slippers?