Some mornings manage to lighten my lengthy commute with a giggly pearl or two and just ten minutes of flicking through the free Metro newspaper on the first stage of this morning’s trip yielded another gem I couldn’t wait to share with you.
I bring you the latest in alarm clock buffoonery…
Yes, it is a clock.
Yes, that is cooked bacon in the little drawer.
And yes, it is built in the shape of a wooden pig!
(What, you missed that? Look a little closer peeps!)
Some people just have too much time on their hands…